Money Is My Girlfriend

Money is my best friend
Money is my girlfriend
Money is my only friend
Money is my best friend
I don’t wanna spoon
With this girl no more
I just wanna cuddle these bands
Sleep all day and all night long
I got too much cash in my hands
And I don’t wanna hang
With my friends no more
I just wanna make more dough
Book me in your town next month
And pay me before my show
And how do I get my friends to quit
Their jobs that they hate to work
Everyone should just do what they love
And stop acting like a jerk
People come and people go
But money is here to stay
So I’ll do exactly what I want
While you work a job all day
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la (x8)