Dirty Old Man

I’m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin’to make a livin'
I’m a dirty old man
I like to get hammered
On Friday night
Sometimes I can’t wait
So Monday’s alright
It’s a battle with the bottle
I’ll win it alright
But I lost another round
In the bar last night
I’m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin’to make a livin'
I’m a dirty old man
Yeah, I’m gonna get fired
For drinkin’on the job
Got caught with the boss’s wife
In the parking lot
I’m gonna get killed
For doin’this again
But I just can’t help it It’s under my skin
I’m a dirty old man
I do what I can
I’m gonna get hammered
And do it again
I’m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin’to make a livin'
I’m a dirty old man
Got a bag of frozen peas
I use on my knees
I injured from beggin'
And tryin’to please
If you believe that
I’m losing my fat
Got a workout program
And a new rubber mat
I’m a dirty old man
I do what I can
Tryin’to make a livin'
I’m a dirty old man
I’m a dirty old man