Troubadour

I am the happiest of troubadours
Aww man, I gotta get out of here, dude
I will do anything
Yo, seriously
Alright, I will do
Whatever it’s costs and discounts of that’ll do
Dismounts miles away from all cattle flu
After you- chicks like, «wanna grab some food?»
Never kiss a mouth without thinking of who they matter to
Yabadabadoo, baby
Get along like Johnny and an Appleseed, or Mommy and my stepdad
They call me on the attitude- molotov wet rag
The bottle of the afternoon is daddy’s little attribute
Scatter-brain's not splatter-proof
Every sentence 50% lies and half the truth
Absolutely
‘Pass a dutchie' after ‘grab a movie'
Crash a hoopty in the Chattahoochee
You’ll be glad you knew me
Holy matrimony, massive in the ass and boobies
That’s not the matter, homie
Home is where the heart is at
I let the chest pain grow into a heart attack
Form me into Carbon gas
Storming in the harbor’s pass
Goes by fast, yes it does
You’re talking to the troubadour
(I'm a rapper, ma)
Doing a lot of things that I never thought I could do before
You’re talking to the troubadour
(I'm a rapper, dad)
Learn a lot shit that we thought we already knew before
You’re talking to the troubadour
(I'm a rapper, ma)
Doing a lot of things that I never thought I could do before
You’re talking to the troubadour
(I'm a rapper, dad)
Learn a lot shit that we thought we already knew before
And I’ve been-
Climbing down the fire escape
Tryna get to work before my tires deflate
I’m so tired today
I admire the way you seem to just walk by smile and wave
And I’ve been-
Driving on the last drop of gas
With five bucks left and the check I’m gonna cash-
Ain’t something I can flash- Hardly got a grasp
But everything’s coming together like hot glass
Top class C+, the hot raps he busts
Of moving out the house like a time bomb beeping
Foot is out the mouth with the wrong rhyme-reason
And his love life’s lookin like some online creeping
Never mean to leave the light on sleeping
Dream of bygones and bygones and icons and heathens
My song’s breathing!
Nah, fine- it’s 'decent'
Stands at a fault-line of ‘walk by and freeze it'
I’ve been
Climbing down the fire escape tryna get to work before my tires deflate
I’m so tired today
I admire the way you seem to just walk by smiling
The roof is on fire
Shit
The roof is on fire
The roof is on fire