Teen Psycho Nightmare No 99

What a bummer man, summer’s almost gone
Vacations nearly over, and I still ain’t got laid
Mum’s yelling 'get a job'
I said 'If we’re so hard up, you get a job'
Wait 'til she sees my grades
What you are is what you wear
Well you’re out of luck and you’re out of line
Teen Psycho Nightmare, No 99
If I watch another soap man, I swear I’ll explode
Hey why don’t we hop around Joey’s, maybe smoke some weed
I heard his folks are away
Gone on holiday
We could skinny dip in their pool
Hey what’s your sister doing tonight?
What you are is what you wear
Well you’re out of luck and you’re out of line
Teen Psycho Nightmare, No 99
I’m so bored, I’m just so goddamn bored
All I want is a little bit of fun
All I want is a little bit of fun
All I want is, is, is, is, is
Drugs! drugs! drugs! drugs!
Did I maybe mention in passing, there was this other little thing
I was kind of hoping for
It’s an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, eeny meeny, miny mony
Skirt! drugs! skirt! drugs!
Drugs! drugs! drugs! drugs!
What you are is what you wear
Well you’re out of luck and you’re out of line
Teen Psycho Nightmare, No 99