Handsome and Boring

Looks like I finally got him
It’s about damn time
But I can’t tell is this real life
Or the life in mind?
'Cause I know fate has a strange way
It always works out
And I’ve said it before
I hate to be let down
Oh he’s the one that I sought
He’s one hell of a guy
And I can’t shake these thoughts
No matter how hard I try
'Cause he is handsome and boring
But I like that
'Cause I’m conflicted and crazy
—it's the perfect contrast
He plays piano and Far Cry 3
I always wanted the quarterback
But fell for the nerd
President of the chess club
He knows every word
To all of OK Computer by Radiohead
God he’s so fucking perfect
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
So I won’t open my eyes
And I won’t say goodbye
I’m gonna savor the moment
—gonna sleep through the night
'Cause if I wake up tomorrow
He won’t be by my side
No it’s back to reality
—why am I alive?
Oh he’s the one that I sought
He’s one hell of a guy
And I can’t shake these thoughts
No matter how hard I try
'Cause he is handsome and boring
But I like that
'Cause I’m conflicted and crazy
—it's the perfect contrast
He likes my band and he loves Morrissey
I always wanted the quarterback
But fell for the nerd
President of the chess club
He knows every word
To all of OK Computer by Radiohead
God he’s so fucking perfect
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
He’s the one that I sought
He’s one hell of a guy
And I can’t shake these thoughts
No matter how hard I try
'Cause he is handsome and boring
But I like that
'Cause I’m conflicted and crazy
It’s the perfect contrast
He probably thinks that I’m something
But I’m actually nothing, I’m nothing, I’m nothing, I’m not—
I always wanted the quarterback
But fell for the nerd
President of the chess club
He knows every word
To all of OK Computer by Radiohead
God he’s so fucking perfect
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
I’m dreaming or I must be dead
I always wanted the quarterback
But fell for the nerd
President of the chess club
He knows every word
To all of OK Computer by Radiohead
God he’s so fucking perfect
I’m dreaming or I must be dead