Married to Beetlejuice

i’ve been married to beetlejuice since i was a kid
i won’t make you a better person or impress your friends
you won’t spot me from the crowd, see i don’t jump out
never make a scene
never cry in public
always back against the wall
eyeballs rolling from side to side trying to see the fast way out
it’s okay as long as you know it
yeah, i’m never in your way
i won’t spoil your fun
i just hover around
it’s hard to boost your ego when you hate my guts
my words count for nothing when you’re tired of my face
i’m a nervous little pup always jumping around
like a poodle on a mine field making squeaky sounds
you can see me in the corners tail between the legs
sneaking like a thief on eggshells
but well, it’s okay as long as you know it
yeah, i’m never in your way
i won’t spoil your fun
i won’t wear you down
i just hover around
i’m never in your way