New Face Deli

Oh geez, I wanna go first this time!
You always let him speak first, come on!
(Oh please, every year it’s the same thing.)
We’ll get back to uh, dr. Kissable Lips, possible next century.
Okay…
Yes, doctor um… doctor Eyemonger, I think you have something to say
Oh thank you, of course it’s me, of course it’s me. Well, of course the eyes…
Please get to the point
The eyes are it, we’ve gotta have straight eyes to see, or we know we’d have to.
Boring! (Knew what he was gonna say…)
Let’s hear from dr. Slice
Actually, the most important thing we have to deal with, is change and rearrange
(Hear, hear!) (mhm)
Oh, I see what… well, who’s to be the target group?
The artists. (Aaah!)
Oh! Brilliant, dr. Slice, absolutely brilliant!
(Absolutely, very clever…)
With the videos and everything, the children are so easily influenced by the
musicians! (Hm, very good!) And they won’t even know, that it’s not their face!
So, what part of the anatomy should we attack first?
The nose!
This is Ted Cop-out, live from the New Face Deli. Just when you thought it was
safe to look in the mirror…
(AAAAAAAAHHH!)
Look close (close, close…), that nose on their face ain’t the same
Who said big nose was ugly?
What makes a thin nose in?
The price you pay to discover
Oops, done changed your face again
Mirror, mirror on the wall (mirror, mirror)
The truth is what you see
Don’t be controlled by someone else’s wiew
What’s right for me won’t fit you
The New Face Deli is open
Pick a face, don’t you wanna change?
The New Face Deli is open
Get your mind rearranged
1. I’d like one nose job with wide nostrils to go, please
2. Ah, could you give me a face lift? Hold the wrinkles, buddy
3. I think I want these lips a little wider
4. Uh, uh, uh, I’d like to get, um, two cheeks with no cheese, please
(Changin', rearrangin', child, ah yes sir)
Who said big nose was ugly?
What makes a thin nose in?
The price you pay to discover
Oops, done changed your face again
Well, I’m orderin' some, um, beef on them buns, baby?
Ey man, wait a minute. You’re in the wrong song, man!
What??? You mean, this ain’t burger thing?
Don’t you know I’m that fella, heard?