Michigan Militia

I like to keep it in the refrigerator
(Mike speaking through distortion)
Keeps the powder dry, and the action quicker
(All)
Let me be your American Gladitor
(Mike speaking)
Find enclosed an adhesive N.R.A. sticker
(Mike speaking)
A letter t' you from where I been holed up
In this bucolic, agrarian compound
One step ahead
(rest)
Just ahead
(Mike speaking)
Of the government bloodhound
The gas is off, it’s a national showdown
(deep voice)
BUT…
(All)
Sure wish that I could visit you
My sweet betrothed
(Mike speaking)
In a couple a' days
We’ll all be free
Or we’ll be dead
(Jian)
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I’m in the Michigan Militia
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I’m in the Michigan Militia
(All)
I’m fencing off this little piece of heaven
(Mike speaking)
Cross the line and you’re electrocuted
(All)
Polishing up my AK47
(Mike speaking)
It’s a constitutional right, can’t be refuted
(Mike speaking)
Now they got us on TV
And makin' us look stupid
Shot of me flippin' my lid
At that mutt reporter
A classic case of race dilution
(All)
Houston
(Mike speaking)
What is the problem?
(All)
I’m fighting for you, and a blue-eyed Jesus
(Mike speaking)
America first
The rest get the pieces
(All)
Na Na Na Na
(All)
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I’m in the Michigan Militia
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I’m in the Michigan Militia
Fighting for your honour
Like would any Afrikaner
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I’m in the Michigan Militia
Our numbers are strong, and it won’t be long
'til I can tell you, Trisha, that we won
You’ll be ecstatic, just like that night
You told me up in the attic
That was your wish again
To be back in a purified Michigan
Down on!!! down on!!!
(Mike speaking)
…the farm?
(moog solo)
(Mike speaking)
Well, that’s my wish again
To be back in Michigan
(All)
Happy Birthday, Trisha
I’m in the Michigan Militia
Happy Birthday, Trisha
(Well, that’s my wish again, to be back in Michigan)
I’m in the Michigan Militia
I hope y’like the double barrel
I think it goes with your apparel
Happy Birthday, Trisha
(Well, that’s my wish again, to be back in Michigan)
I’m in the Michigan Militia
(All)
I like to keep it in the refrigerator
From the Liner:
(Dave-vocals, banjo, wurlitzer, rhodes, moog; Jian-vocals, drunks;
Mike-lead vocal; Murray-vocals, bass; Stephen Traub-disgruntled adult)