1st Band On The Moon

There’s a problem with the girls here on Earth They stopped
Acting dizzy wearing miniskirts Seems like everything wild is in distaste
Got to get my band off in outer, outer space
I want a place that wants arena rock
Along with the girls who want to suck my… Take our music up and fry some
brains
Teach a dimension how to go, go insane
It can’t come too soon
Someone always has to break the rules
Like a rock and roll cartoon
1st band on the moon
Now it won’t be too long
Until we get to sing our songs
Even if we’re out of tune
1st band on the moon
Everybody watching on their TV sets
Came out of the shuttle dancing penthouse pets And someone grabs a mic and
really
Lets it
Spit
But the band is so loud
We blow the, blow the transmit It can’t come too soon
Someone always has to break the rules
Like a rock and roll cartoon
1st band on the moon
That’s one small step for man
One giant leap backwards for mankind