Your Fat Friend

She’s so fabulous
She’s so ludicrous
She’s so dangerous
Your fat friend
She’s intelligent
An experiment
She’s an elephant
Your fat friend
Will you run away with me?
Let’s go walking on the sea
Just Jesus Christ and you and me and
Your fat friend
See her fumble, see her flirt
In her massive mini-skirt
She is quite the extravert
Here comes your fat girlfriend
She’s so fabulous
She’s so ludicrous
She’s so dangerous
Your fat friend
I love Coco, you love Jim
Your fat friend she loves him
But he can’t love her, he’s too thin
For your fat friend
One and one makes three not two
She will stick to you like glue
Don’t fuck around with you-know-who
Here comes your fat girlfriend
She’s intelligent
An experiment
She’s an elephant
Your fat friend