My Moriarty

Anything I’d say already crossed your mind
And anything you’d answer already crossed mine
There’s nothing left to say, one of us must pay
And the other go away
My Moriarty, in January
You grievously inconvenienced me
You hampered my plans in April and May
Seriously threatening my liberty
My Moriarty, I am so sorry
I have pressing business, I’m clean out of coffee
And if you don’t mind, and I don’t mind at all
See you at the Reichenbach Falls
is all Greek to me
Turn the other cheek reeks of Christianity
So let us agree to call it a day
Even if our calendars cannot agree
My Moriarty, it’s a bad habit
To fondle a firearm concealed in the pocket
Rmember the affair of th French gold
The Red-Headed League never gets old
But my Moriarty, I really am sorry
I have other business, I’m clean out of money
So if you don’t mind, then I don’t mind at all
See you at the Reichenbach Falls
There’s nothing left to say, one of us must pay
And the other must just go away
Anything I’d say already crossed your mind
And anything you’d answer crossed mine