Nothing Ever Goes the Way You Plan / Queen of the Rapping Scene

I never thought that we could work it out
Not after all that we’ve been through
I sometimes think I merely gave too much
And I must do the best that I can do
Their indignation gets so hard to bear
Some people just won’t understand
It doesn’t matter how much care you take
Nothing ever goes the way you plan
Nothing ever goes the way you plan (In your way)
Nothing ever goes the way you plan (In your way)
Nothing ever goes the way you plan (In your way)
Nothing ever goes the way that you plan
One door closes as another shuts
And you believe that it’s the end
And so you pray to God to give you strength
And understand the value of a good friend
Well, I’ve got a friend who stuck with me
Through good and bad and rough and smooth
And so, baby, I will take this chance
And offer him my love and gratitude
Nothing ever goes the way you plan (In your way)
Nothing ever goes the way you plan (In your way)
Nothing ever goes the way you plan (In your way)
Nothing ever goes the way that you plan
Nothing ever goes the way you plan (In your way)
Nothing ever goes the way you plan (In your way)
Nothing ever goes the way you plan (In your way)
Nothing ever goes the way that you plan
Now move along, boys, out the way
And let this lady have her say
To strike a blow for women’s right
With a line in chat that’s out of sight
Well, I’ve never been the type to stay at home
I’m the mistress of the microphone
I drink champagne, eat caviar
Well, you see, boys, I’m a superstar
I’m the queen, I’m the queen
I’m the queen of the rapping scene
I’m the queen, I’m the queen
I’m the queen of the rapping scene
Check this, gonna move to the left, move to the right
But you gotta keep dancing through the night
My hair is blond but I sure ain’t dumb
I’ve got one nation under my thumb
Now these toy-boys ain’t no big noise
They think they’re really smart
But what they lack is a neat attack
Of a girl that’ll break your heart
I’m a sweet soul sister and there ain’t no mister
That’ll ever get the better of me
So treat your feet to the beat, that’s neat
With your favourite girl MC
I’m the queen, I’m the queen
I’m the queen of the rapping scene
I’m the queen, I’m the queen
I’m the queen of the rapping scene
Now pardon me, your majesty
But you’re talking to the best
And if you wanna rap with this handsome chap
Then first you gotta pass my test
Come fly with me in my 2CV
We’re gonna get ourselves a bottle of wine
And then head on back in my penthouse flat
And I’ll show you a real good time
Don’t kid yourself, you waste of space
You’re a super slob with an ugly face
Next time you try to make a pass
Just stick to women in your class
I’m the queen, I’m the queen
I’m the queen of the rapping scene
I’m the queen, I’m the queen
I’m the queen of the rapping scene