Trouble Adjusting

I walk into an empty room
I thought there’d be at least balloons
Girl looks at me, says «Who the hell is she?»
I think I’m having trouble adjusting
I leave your house at 10AM
Shower and shave hairy armpits
I make some toast and go to work
Oh God, it hurts, trouble adjusting
How am I to do it again
If I can’t recall how it was in the beginning?
I was over there, now I’m over here
Easy for you, I’m still adjusting
Now 3 day straight no underwear
Went to the laundromat, but just stood and stared
I’m sorry, Mom, I’ve lived alone for so long
But I’m still having trouble adjusting
How am I to do it again
If I can’t recall how it was in the beginning?
I was over there, now I’m over here
Easy for you, I’m still adjusting
OK, they say it will be OK
Shit, this song is shit!
They’ll listen anyway
How am I to do it again
If I can’t recall how it was in the beginning?
I was over there, now I’m over here
Easy for you, I’m still adjusting
How am I to do it again
If I can’t recall how it was in the beginning?