Weird Superman

If I learned to sing
I would in a telephone booth
Urine, junk and chewing gum
Looking down on my street
I’m cracking up, I’m happy you noticed
I wrote a song for all of us
I forgot how it feels
I am a weird Superman
I could not fly but on alcohol
I can leap tall buildings
I’m indestructible, yeah, you could try
But I’m a weird Superman
I have been called, I have been called
I’m giving up, I’m going under
She said, «I really love your early stuff»
Wait here for the sequel
I’m throwing up, I’m happy you noticed
I wrote a song for all of us
I forgot how it feels
I am a weird Superman
I could not fly but on alcohol
I can leap tall buildings
I’m indestructible, yeah, you could try
But I’m a weird Superman
I have been called
You won’t find out, you won’t find out anyway
You find out because I’m using my X-ray
I see through you, you see through me
But that’s okay, maybe
I am a weird Superman
I could not fly but on alcohol
I can leap tall buildings
I’m indestructible, yeah, you could try
But I’m a weird Superman
I have been called, I have been called