Pickup Lines

hey, ya honeydripper, ya heart stopper
you in the market for a broken hearted
pill popper?
you can star in my drunken daytime soap opera
leading lady in my melon collie melodrama
would you give it a try?
in the stairwell, in the greenroom
in the hallway outside my motel room
i will be alone
alone with you
hey, ya heartbreaker, away my breath taker
you in the market for a knuckle draggin' troublemaker?
beer drinking, hell raising, constant blotto
bellyacher
i’m a heck of a guy!
in the stairwell, in the band room
all the alcohol in my motel room
i will be alone
so will you
'cause i’ll be sleeping in the stairwell
crying in the bathroom
bored in alcohol in my motel room
and i will be alone
and so will you