You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You’re as cuddly as a cactus
You’re as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch…
You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You’ve got garlic in your soul
Mr Grinch…
I wouldn’t touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr Grinch…
Between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch…
The three best words
That best describe you…
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!