I Am Pudge

I am Pudge, built of sludge
Through the jungles and the loaded lanes I trudge
Out' my way, hook the prey
When you’re blunderin', bumblin' I come out to play
And they hate me ‘cause I’m greedy but a hero’s got to eat
They whinge and whine and whimper ‘cause I snatch all of the meat
They yell that I am cheap and that I undermine the rest
And they’re right you know, my prices are the best
Get rekt
One, two, now I got my hooks in you
To send you to the cooks to stew
Chew, now I got my hooks in you
(This Pudge)
I am Pudge, built of sludge
You can push and pull but I will never budge
Meat so fresh, lovely flesh
On these legs of lard I thud and thump and thresh
And they hate me cos' I’m greedy but a hero’s got to eat
They whinge and whine and whimper cos' I snatch all of the meat
They yell that I am cheap and that I undermine the rest
And they’re right you know, my prices are the best
Get rekt
One, two, now I got my hooks in you
To send you to the cooks to stew
Chew, now I got my hooks in you
(This Pudge)
What’s that instrument you got there?
That a trombone?
Huh? A tuba?
Uhh… I like tubas…
Can you boil a creep in a tuba?
Yummy!