Samsonite

Your suitcase is sitting on my porch
Waiting there for you since 1994
Every since you moved in with me and my mama and daddy
You made me such a happy girl
When you told me that you loved me on the tilt a whirl
But every since our wedding day you been threatening to leave me
I m working at the diner to pay all of the bills
I try to keep you in cologne and all your vitamin pills
But nothing s ever good enough
Say goodbye, Samsonite You keep telling me you re fed up, but then you want to
make up
Samsonite, Don t make me cry anymore
I m getting kinda rusted, cause my heart has gotten busted
And I know that you got leaving on your mind all the time
Mama said that I should try to be
A little more patient, honey, wait and see
Daddy said that I shouldn t let you treat me like an open swinging door screen
Honey, I love you like I did back then
But it hurts me so, and I can t pretend it don t
Matter to me anymore so I guess we better hire an attorney
I bought you a ticket on the next gray hound
Headed down to Opelika, and I m city bound
Cause you were never good enough
Say goodbye, Samsonite
You keep on telling me you re leaving, babe, you best believe it
Samsonite, Don t make me cry anymore
I m feeling kinda relieved, cause I know you re gonna leave me alone
Now that I got leaving on my mind all the time, all the time
Well, go ahead and pack it up!