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I shed a tear in Trader Joe’s
'Cause the cashier wore your cologne
I’ve searched for years for my Prince Charming
But what I found is quite truly alarming
This is how it’s gonna go, you only get one
Single song to let you know, the damage you’ve done
I’m not wasting any more time
On someone who lied
While looking in my eyes
We were walking down the street when I saw your hickey
That’s when you made me believe, it was kinda crazy
How could someone take my place
When we’ve been face to face
Talking 'bout our children’s names?
It was almost showtime when I’d lose my mind
'Cause you took hours at a time to hit my line
I’ve wasted my rhymes on our crumbling love life
I hope you’re struggling in LA while I’m performing on Vine
We were eating on the floor with boxes stacked high
When she walked right through that door a piece of me died
You really thought that your muscles and badge
Would make you a man
Now don’t be late for your spray tan
I know you think you are a god but I’m so sorry, hun
No matter how hard that you tried you couldn’t make me come
To all my senses of why I should stay
When you made no change
I simply had to walk away
It was almost showtime when I’d lose my mind
'Cause you took hours at a time to hit my line
I’ve wasted my rhymes on our crumbling love life
I hope you’re struggling in LA while I’m performing on Vine
It was almost showtime when I’d lose my mind
'Cause you took hours at a time to hit my line
I’ve wasted my rhymes on our crumbling love life
I hope you’re struggling in LA while I’m performing on Vine
You lied (You lied)
Ayy (Ayy), yeah
You lied (You lied)
Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Ayy, you lied (You lied)
Ayy, yeah, yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh