The Time We Faced Doom (Skit)

When this reporter babe get here, she gon' be on our tip, man. You know she
gon' wanna write about me and my man here, all kind of long articles and stuff.
Flash Message Top Secret Ultra
Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper, that’s gonna be
the end, secret exposed, his face, for everyone to see man. That’s the wack,
you know.
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Yo, man, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout, man? That’s gon' get my man big fame,
man, cash money too.
Arrange Temporary Transfer This Agency
Yo, but what about money? Yeah. If I do this interview, will, you know,
will I get paid for it?
Metal Face DOOM
Hell yeah, man! You gon' get G’s!
Your Concurrence In The Above Is Assumed
Yo, where do you get your information from? «You're gonna get paid,
«you don’t get paid for an interview and shit, you don’t get paid for that.
Yeah, he’ll come out in it, but he’s not gonna get money.
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Yeah, but that’s true, what he said, man. I don’t, I don’t want my pictures in
the papers
Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works. You’re gonna get cash money
for this. You might not get the money, like, right now, but you gon' have money
like Barry White, man! You can do all kind of crazy shit you wanna do when you
get this publicity, man.
Top Secret Ultra End Of Message
Um
Huh
Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure?
I ain’t sayin' nothing
Why don’t you tell him about the time we faced Doom?
Alright. Well as I remember, Doom had threatened the world leaders with
destruction of every major city on earth. *Telephone Rings*
Headquarters
Good evening
Would you believe it? It’s Doom on the phone!
What’s on your evil mind?
Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well. I have plotted my revenge on
you. Now I shall have it! Bid farewell to your friends!
Doom hates us all, but in his warped mind, he has a personal score to settle
with me
Operation Doomsday