Birthday

I’m going to smoke some pot
I’m going to drink some beer
Fall off my chair
Yeah, it’s my birthday
I’m going to spill my drink
And slur my words
Embarrass my friends
Yeah, it’s my birthday
I’m going to make a noise
Annoy the neighbours
They owe me a favour
On my birthday-ay-ay-ay
They all say I should be grown up by now
«He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he’s always been a fool
He’s uncool, he’s uncool»
I’m getting fatter and lazier
Losing my hair but I don’t care
No, it’s my birthday
I got a brand new suit
I got some balloons and a cake
Yeah, it’s my birthday
All my friends are running late
I need some help to celebrate
My birthday-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
They all say I should be grown up by now
«Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down
He’s too old to behave like a clown
Even though he’s always been a fool
He’s uncool, he’s uncool»
I’m going to smoke some pot
I’m going to drink some beer
Fall off my chair
Yeah, it’s my birthday
I’m going to make a noise
Annoy the neighbours
They owe me a favour
On my birthday-ay-ay-ay-ay
They all say I should be grown up by now
«Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down
He’s too old to behave like a clown
Even though he’s always been a fool
He’s uncool, he’s uncool»
«Even though he’s always been a fool
He’s uncool, he’s uncool
He’s such a fool, he’s so uncool»