I Wanna Be A Producer

Unhappy, unhappy
VERY unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy
Very very
Very very
Very very
VERY unhappy
Unhappy, unhappy
Very very
Very very
Very very
Very unhappy…
I spend my life accounting
with figures, and such
(Unhappy)
To what is my life amounting
It figures, not much
(Unhappy)
I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role
I want to be a producer
With a hit show on Broadway
I want to be a producer
Lunch at Sardy’s everyday
I want to be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I want to be a producer
And drive those girls insane
I want to be a producer
And sleep until half past two
I want to be a producer
And see you, you, you…
NOT YOU!
I want to be a producer
Wear a tux on opening night!
I want to be a producer!
And see my name Lio Bloom in lights!
(Dance!)
(Girls)
He wants to be a producer
Of a great big Broadway smash
He wants to be a producer
Every pocket stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
Pinch our cheeks til we cry
Ouch!
Eee!
Ooo!
Oh!
Ooh!
Yes!
He wants to be a producer
With a great big casting couch
(WOOOO!)
(More dancing)
(Leo)
I wanna be! (He wants to be!)
I wanna be! (He wants to be!)
I wanna be the greatest
Grandest
And most fabulous
Producer in the world!
(He wants to dine with the dutchess and the Duke!)
I just got to be a producer
Drink champagne until I puke
(Drink champagne til he pukes)
I wanna be a producer
Show the world just what I got
I’m gonna put on shows
That will enthrall 'em
Read my name in Witchell’s Column
I wanna be a producer!
Cause it’s everything I’m not
(Unhappy, unhappy)
I wanna be a produc…
Wait a minute… (VERY VERY)
Wait a minute… (UNHAPPY)
Hold everything (UNHAPPY)
Hold everything!
Mr. Bialastock was right
There is a lot more to me than there is to me
Stop the world…
I WANNA GET ON!
I’m gonna be a producer!
(He's gonna be a producer!)
Look out Broadway!
Cause here…
COME!
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