This Year Can Kiss My Ass

I wanna be
Under a tree
Happily
With my family
By the fireplace
Getting shit-faced
Telling jokes and sneaking tokes
But this year can kiss my ass
So let’s cheers to Christmas past
I wanna see peace and harmony
And all that shit but this
Shit won’t quit
Can we all agree
In solidarity
Sing out loud but
Not in a crowd
That this year can kiss my ass
So it’s cheers to Christmas past
And I’m missing you every day
Hoping this will go away
And when it does, I’ll be first on the plane
And we’ll be talking face to face
Giant party celebrate
Counting down, but damn I hate to wait
Oh, this year can kiss my ass
So let’s cheers to Christmas past
This year can kiss my ass
So let’s cheers to Christmas past