I'll Call You

I want cold and impersonal sex
during which I’ll be pretending I’m with someone else
I only care about my satisfaction
I will jerk you around
to get as much for myself as I can
If you object -- I’ll be on my way
If you dare to communicate with me after I’ve let you know
where you stand
I will belittle you
I will disrespect you with comments
that I call 'joking' -- if you don’t get it
you need to lighten up
You will play by my rules
and I’m not into telling you what my rules are
I’ll call you
I’ll call you
I’m very highly evolved
I’m very attractive
I have a lot of options that I am keeping open
so don’t expect me to treat you as if
you’re someone special
-- you’re not
I’ll call you
I’ll call you
I’ll let you know when it’s your turn again
until then, let’s be friends
I’ll call you
I’ll call you