The Unproduced Prequel

Adopted bunny on a Kansas farm
Moved to Hollywood to become a star
Met Richie Davenport, crashed his ride
Got drafted in the war, now I hope I’ll survive
With this Toon Platoon, we saved Roosevelt’s life
Now I star in the movie, never CGI
Hare one day, then I’m gone tomorrow
Been censored, been plugged and even borrowed
And it’s bonkers, how they show me love
Just like my Uncle Thumper and my daddy Bugs!
Though I spit when I talk and I still stutter too
I’m the pride of Toontown just thought you knew
See I’m part Chuck Jones and I’m part Tex Avery
Part I’m Mickey Mouse, I’ve been thinking lately
That maybe Baby Herman’s getting too many lines
Cut, Raoul, run it back one more time!
This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon
This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon
This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon
It’s the prequel (the what?)
The unproduced prequel! (Okay!)
Comics, toys, video games! Novels, watches! It’s honestly insane!
From the «Crazy Castle», to «Hare Raising Havoc»
Even got my own dance — called the Roger Rabbit!
Plus Sleeping with Sirens, wrote me a song
Shouting me out, though it felt kind of wrong
'Cause it really had nothing to do with my life
Hey Kellin Quinn, how do you sing so high?
Nevermind that, I’m the bunny on the screen
But my life at home isn’t quite what it seems
Because Jessica and I have been arguing a lot
I’ve been sleeping on the couch! This is not what I want
Plus I think Acme might be headed backstage
Heard the rumors, and this bunny was enraged!
But Goofy tells me, I really shouldn’t worry
She’ll always have my back 'cause she’s really into Furries!
This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon
This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon
This is, Roger Rabbit and the Toon Platoon
It’s the prequel (the what?)
The unproduced prequel! (Okay!)