Which Song

The future unfurls untenably
My schemes are cut down like a dying tree
If this one is the tune about you and me
Then which song is the one about Kevy B?
When I had the chance to stand up and triumph in a room
You would turn away and conversation would resume
All the plans we made together I’ll give to someone new
Hopefully she’ll be there when my US tour is through
All through my life I have been distracted by a
Potential wife, then she finds another guy
I understand; I should wait a while before I
Ask for your hand, but I can’t resist your smile
I’ve been with some girls in the industry
In England, in France and in Germany
If this one is the tune about you and me
Then which song is the one about Kevy B?
Fashion, sport and image are worlds I cannot stand
But I can’t avoid them as I walk across this land
Just because I don’t like football, or wear expensive shoes
Doesn’t mean my friendship isn’t something you should choose
Ultimately, different coloured fabric sewn together would be
Many times more useful if they taught me to flirt
But instead, inanimate, they hang there, inert
Waiting to encumber me
This jumper was bought for 20p
The trousers and shirt were thrown in free
If this one is the tune about Louis V
Then which song is the one about Agnes B?