Cigarettes

I got an idea for next year
It’s a product that’ll be hotter than the atmosphere
Once you start, you can barely quit
Find yourself saying «I just need one more hit»
Pretty soon you’re addicted, fully committed
You’ll be feigning every time you start to miss it
Did I mention, here’s my intention
The more you do, the more you need, the more you’ll be stressing
Should I add it smells real gross?
You can’t escape 'cause you baked into all of your clothes
And there’s just one more thing, it’ll kill you
There’s just one more thing, it’ll kill you
And that sounds crazy, so crazy, but check it out
'Cause cigarettes are a real thing, think about it
Cigarettes are a real thing
Nothing like that would ever be legal
If our government cared about the people
We’re buying our way right to our death
With every single pack of cigarettes
Starting your life with a 100g debt
Pretty soon we’ll all be addicted to meds
Call me crazy, call me blind
I just don’t see how they have us in mind
Call me crazy, call me blind
I just don’t see how they have us in mind
'Cause cigarettes are a real thing, think about it
Cigarettes are a real thing
You feeling sad? Well, here’s a cure
Swallow 2, or 3 of these before you walk out the door
They’re selling pills with more side effects
Then the diagnosis that they claim they’re gonna correct
Said now you ain’t right, no, you ain’t right
At 18, I can drive a deadly weapon
At 19, I can buy a carcinogen
At 21 I can drink poison, and yet I can’t smoke a plant just for fun
You let me pay to kill myself
But I can’t buy a little pleasure from a woman herself?
If I wanna buy that, why can’t I?
And if I grow plants, why can’t I?
'Cause cigarettes are a real thing, think about it
Cigarettes are a real thing
So crazy, so crazy, yeah, they’re a real, real thing, ah, ah, ah, oh, yeah