Happy If You're Happy

I don’t like small talk
With some neighbors on our block
But I’ll stand with you all day
You never let me drive
You’re afraid we won’t survive
But I’ll ride with you all day
You like the city lights
I like the stars at night
If you’re happy in New York
I’ll bring you home
I’ll sleep in museums
While you take all day to see 'em
Meet in the lobby
And I’ll bring you home
I’m only happy when you are happy
So I’ll shave tonight
Oh, I’m only happy when you are happy
Won’t yell if you bite
You like the city lights
I like the stars at night
If you’re happy in New York
I’ll bring you home
I’ll sleep in museums
While you take all day to see 'em
Meet in the lobby
And I’ll bring you home