Snake Oil Arcade

Walking around with this frown on my face
Like a baby you can’t shake depression
I’m like maybe if I sit here long enough
I’ll get another song finished up
It feels like it’s time to smoke weed about it now
Haven’t you heard? That shit cures everything around
Be wary of snake oil salesmen
And the snake oil they pedal in their pails when
They tour door to door searching out new blood
Blowing through town popping up like a goose bump
All juiced up on the next best thing
Next thing you know, the doorbell rings
Who’s at the door but the god damn Lochness Monster
Looking for tree fiddy I offered to be his sponsor
I’m an enabler though so I gave it to him
Just trying to delay his movements
Listen it’s all about the road less traveled
Business gets handled like corralling the cattle
Morale is at battle with an unemployed Rambo
Who’s cheating with god mode and infinite ammo
So shoot up a school with your eyes closed (Please Don’t)
Then try to explain to me how Christ rose
You wanna see gun control I’m blind though
Fifty paces then piss yourself like a wino
Nothing really seems for real
Simulating a simulation that’s a raw deal
When creating a creator to worship
Go easy on the ego that’s steering the war ship
I’ve always been partial to the planets rotation
A parcel to plant on this seasonal acreage
It’s feasible they would just take it
At this rate I don’t think we’ll make it
(Big Cheese)
Life is like an arcade
I know you don’t want to play
With me
I’m like Sonic with all the rings
I’m like Mario when the princess sings
Star Fox whipping his wings
Miss Pacman’s kissing scene
Kid Icarus shoes had wings
Arrows fly, tug my heartstrings
Little Nemo haunting your dreams
I’m like Bomberman dropping bombs the most
It’s like Pac Man chomping on a ghost
If you want to play these games I can host