In My Heaven

In my Heaven, there ain’t no lawyers
Don’t need names on dotted lines
Folks do business like they oughta
A good firm handshake works just fine
We feed lawyers to the lions
And in my Heaven, there ain’t no children
Totin' loaded guns to school
There ain’t such thing as peer pressure
'Cause bein' who you are is cool
We still teach that golden rule
In my Heaven, we hurt no one
And no lyin' or cryin', or dyin' young
And no one’s lonely, no one’s scared
And everyone is welcome there
In my Heaven
In my Heaven, I can sing like Elvis
And play guitar like B.B. King
Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron
Hey now, batter, batter swing
I can do most anything
In my Heaven, we hurt no one
And no lyin', cryin', or dyin' young
And no one’s lonely, and no one’s scared
And everyone is welcome there
In my Heaven
I know that it’s God’s decision
What my Heaven’s gonna be
And I ain’t tellin' him his business
But if he left it up to me
Then in my Heaven, there’s football with no referees
And in my Heaven, there’s never been an injury
In my Heaven, angels yodel when they sing
And in my Heaven, the fish will bite most anythin'
In my heaven
Oh, now in my heaven
Oh, in my Heaven
In my Heaven
In my Heaven
In my Heaven