I Hate Chicago

Tuesday mornin' sports page, I’ve got coffee in my cup
A smile creeps across my face, the Braves have beat the Cubs
I hate Chicago
I’m changin' planes in Dallas, I ain’t goin' through O’Hare
It’s a thousand dollars more I know, but I don’t really care
I hate Chicago
Sarah told me that she only
Needed space to think things out
Then she met some guy named Tony
Guess where they live now
I hear the food is great, I hear the summer sure is nice
It’s beautiful at Christmas, there’s three more reasons why
I hate Chicago
From their WGN station to their seven feet of snow
The rock band in the '80s to the Oprah Winfrey show
I hate Chicago
Sarah told me that she only
Needed space to think things out
Then she met some guy named Tony
Guess where they live now
Chicago
Sarah used to talk about
How one day we would settle down
Find ourselves and old farmhouse
On the outskirts of a small town
And then she told me that she only
Needed space to think things out
Then she met some guy named Tony
Guess where they live now
That’s right
I hate Chicago
I hate Chicago
Man, I hate Chicago