God Help The USA

Just supposed that all the votes were cast, and I came out ahead need
Republicans and Democrats, Elected me instead
I’d speed things up, I’d get things done, I’m hyper as can be
I’ll only need a two year term, cause I’ve got ADD
So let me be your president somebody swear me in
Then add my head to Mt. Rushmore if there’s room there for my chin
And if we need more taxes I’ll just make the congress pay
So lift your voice, I’m the only choice, God help the USA
I’ll never lie as president, of course not talking will be tough
And as for leaks I give my word to only leak the juicy stuff
We’ll never go to war, because I couldn’t stand the stress
And Willy Nelson is my pick to head the IRS
So let me be your president, Saddam Hussein won’t mess with me
What sister Vessel is in charge of my foreign policy
I’ll make July a holiday and let Christmas run through May
Lowry is the one, we’ll have so much fun God help the USA