Bad Scene

Some weirdo cat from Straightsville
Put two blinkers on his head
He took the rap and told Toulouse
To go and look out for a bed
So he looks up his directory
And says, hey man,
There’s one just down the road
It really takes your mind off things
If you’re dying to unload
But then his mouth began to bleed and bleed
His tongue’s just like a sword
He thought he might re-invent the wheel
But then he stopped when he got bored
Mad Dan is faking lion roars
And he’s pretending to be out
He’s nailed himself to the floor
He’s trying to make it all out
He’s trying to make it out now
He’s trying to make her out
The heavy-eyed queen
Is in another bad scene
The heavy-eyed queen
She’s in another bad scene
Bad scene, it’s no dream
Bad scene, know what I mean? Yeah
Well Ho, ho, ho said Santa
Because he’s got a frown right across his face
And large as life he’s picking sores
He’s got the blinds down just in case
You never know, some Dark Pretender
Might get ideas about the throne
And get you when you’re tender
When he knows you’re home alone, moaning
But you’re making a commotion
Yeah, don’t make trouble
Cause he’s crazy about Horse
Swimming out to the ocean blue
And he’s looking back with Remorse
And Remorse saw locomotions
Stopping still and change their course
And signal-men tapped songs and prose
And tried to break the morse
Code that is
And the heavy-eyed queen
She’s in another bad scene
And the heavy-eyed queen
She’s in another bad scene
Bad scene, babe, it’s no dream
Bad scene, she’s in another bad scene.