Incommunicado

Id be really pleased to meet you if only I could remember your name
But I got problems with my memory ever since I got a winner in the fame game
Im a citizen of legoland travellin incommunicado
And I dont give a damn for the fleet street afficionados
But I dont want to be the backpage interview
I dont want launderette anonymity
I want my handprints in the concrete on sunset boulevard
A dummy in tussauds youll see. incommunicado
Im a marquee veteran, a multi-media bonafide celebrity
Ive got an allergy to perrier, daylight and responsibility
Im a rootin-tootin cowboy, a peter pan with street credibility
Always making the point with the dawn patrol fraternity
Sometimes it seems like Ive been here before
When I hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity call it dja vu I just put my faith in destiny — its the way that I choose
But I dont want to be a tin can tied to the bumper of a wedding limousine,
Or currently residing in the where-are-they-now file
A toupe on the cabaret scene
I want to do adverts for american express cards
And talk shows on prime time tv,
A villa in france
My own cocktail bar
And thats where youre gonna find me Incommunicado
Sometimes it seems like Ive been here before
When I hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity call it dja vu I just put my faith in destiny its the way that I choose
Incommunicado
Its the only way
Incommunicado