Jessica, I Heard You Like the Who

I’ve asked for your number but please let me explain
I’m not looking to date you, I don’t think of you that way
Sure, you’ve got nice looks and a clear teenage complexion
But I’m just calling you because of your record collection
Jessica, I heard you like The Who
I do too
Jessica, here’s what I wanna do
I wanna trade tapes with you
And sure, you’re nice to look at, a regular teenage queen
But I don’t wanna get in your pants, just inside your tape machine
Jessica, I heard you like The Who
I do too
Jessica, here’s what I wanna do
I wanna trade tapes with you
I’m not asking for a date, I’ve just heard that you’ve got stellar taste
I’m not asking to be your mate, I want a high speed dub of your bootleg tapes
You’ve got the complete Live At Leeds and Sebadoh’s import CD’s
I don’t care much about the birds and bees or getting to know you biblically
You say you like the Violent Femmes, I like Jonathan Richman
The Modern Lovers were his first band, but you say you’ve never heard of them
Which means that you have never heard their classic debut
Oh Jessica, I’ll copy it for you
I wanna trade tapes with you