At the Nottingham Broadway Mega Resort

Oh, when you first move up to the grand front door
There isn’t just a bellhop, there’s an overture
At the Nottingham Broadway Mega Resort
Every sleek valet
Does a dream ballet
Every check-in is a whiz
Every concierge
Is always on the verge
Of breaking into something out of Mame or Les Miz.
The halls are never shady
Just right for your fair lady
Each room has the aroma
Of Oklahoma
Yes the Hissing Hairspray spa’s always there
For when you need to wash that man right outta your hair
The Damn Yankees bar is there if you’re a sport
Oh, there’s a pool for the sharks! A pool for the Jets!
And you can bring cats, 'cause we take pets
At the Nottingham Broadway Sunny Vista
(Each rock’s the color purple, so bring your sista!)
To the Nottingham Broadway Mega Resort!