Jasper Tabby Kitty Cat-y

As I went down to the feline market
Feline market to adopt a kitty
I fell in love with a sweet grey tabby
With the greenest eyes you’ve ever seen
Jasper tabby, kitty cat-y
Jasper tabby cat kitty
Jasper Kitty tabby cat-y
The greenest eyes you’ve ever seen
He meowed to me that he was lonely
Tired of roaming streets you see
He purrs while I massage his neck
And cradle him like a baby
Before I wake up every morning
He’d wake up and walk on me
Bite my hair and chat real loudly
Didn’t he know I was trying to sleep?
He won’t drink water from his cat bowl
Waits till the fawcett is turned on
When I don’t follow his instructions
He nips my ankles and meows this song
Now he’s hissing at my new kitties
Growling loudly, green eyes glaring
Hell hath no furry like Jasper Kitty
With the greenest eyes you’ve ever seen