Moronica

2 foot long and your neck keeps growing
10 foot tall, 'round your head it’s snowing
25 grand and you work 3 hours
15 girls through a hole in your trousers
Bigger, better, faster, more
You’re much more cooler than you were before
For so long
For so long I’ve been telling you please
Moronica stay
For so long
For so long I’ve been asking you please
Moronica haze
For so long
For so long you’ve listened to me
You’ve got more halos than Simon Templar
Said more Betty’s than Frankie Spencer
Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet’s
Your face is covered in cheap mascara
How could you forget your faith
How could you forget your faith
I’ve been telling you so long
Please don’t go
In my face
This will be the place