Mic Check (Interlude)

Check, check one, two
(Check one, two)
Check, check
(Check, is this?)
Check, check one, two
(Come one)
Uhm, my mic’s little hot.
No, no. That’s little hot coutu-ure
(Check mic two, mic two)
Mix it on point
Turn me up little, turn me up
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
(Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi)
I sound terrible, I sound like a, a to-, uh like a, like a man
I know there’s like a, a button we can press
To make me sound like a woman
No. That’s, that’s that’s too much woman
That’s too much woman
Thank you
Just make me sound like Rosie the Robot
Or something
No. I want, I wanna sound like Will.I.Am
Yeah, no
That… it just sounded like Cher’s, Believe
One, two
Oh
Could I just sing it a monotone?
Try just, try just talk the whole thing
And do the whole ovah
Let’s just, yeah. Imma tryna
Yeah, I’m gonna sing the whole thing
In just like my regular voice
And you just do the
This is why microphones at a gay bar
Always think I’m the top
Is this what it feels like to be Ke$ha?
Oh, yeah. It’s, it’s on honey, it’s
This mic is turn on, honey