Frog

A little frog jumped up onto the end of the boat, and the frog said to the old
man
«Old man, if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful young princess and you
can do whatever you want with me.»
And the old man smiled at the frog and kept on rowing his old boat across the
ancient lake
And the frog said again, «Old man, if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful
young princess
And you can do whatever you want with me and I’ll do whatever you want.»
And the old man smiled and looked at the frog and carried on rowing his old
boat across the ancient lake
And there was a long silence while the guitar played
The frog said to the old man, «Old man, why won’t you kiss me?»
The old man looked at the frog and stopped rowing his old boat across the
ancient lake
Put his hands in the air and shrugged his shoulders and said: «At my age I’d
rather have a talking frog.»