Beached

Life is a beach in hell
Why give a speech if crying works so well?
Are you a beautiful weirdo? (Yes!)
Are you 99.99% libido, .01 burrito?
You saw an alligator
Eat the neighbor like a now or later
You saw a stranger slip
Bust his brains on an escalator
It didn’t even move the needle (on your mood)
You are immune
It didn’t even move the needle (on your groove)
You are immune
Hot to trot
Born to rot
You’re living it up
On the doomsday clock
Life is a beach in purgatory
Why spill the beans when lying’s so rewarding?
Are you a glorious orange narcissist? (No!)
Are you an allegory for abstinence? (Hell no!)
Are you 99.99% off your meds? (Oh! Oh! That’s unfortunate…)
You saw an alligator
Eat the neighbor like a now or later
You saw a stranger slip
Bust his brains on an escalator
It didn’t even move the needle (on your mood)
You are immune
It didn’t even move the needle (on your groove)
You are immune
Hot to trot
Born to rot
You’re living it up
On the doomsday clock
All the love they said you’ve lost
Only goes and makes you strong
They were wrong, pour me a shot
Uh, uh, uh
All the love they said you want
Only goes and makes you drunk
They were right, pour me a shot
You are immune
You are immune
You are immune
You are…
Hot to trot
Born to rot
You’re living it up
On the doomsday clock