Algernon's Simply Awfully Good at Algebra

Algie’s simply, simply awfully good at algebra, algebra!
Algie’s simply, simply awfully good at algebra, at algebra!
Algie is awfully good at algebra!
Algie is awfully good at algebra!
You must have met a friend of mine called Algie
That’s his name
He dines out at the Carlton all the week
He’s beautiful at science
He’s an awfully clever scholar
And his algebra is simply magnifique
Of course, he don’t know much about the world and girls and all
But his mathematics nobody can beat
If you want to know how much you owe
He’ll tell you like a shot
He’s a terribly useful sort of chap to meet
Algie’s simply, simply awfully good at algebra, at algebra!
Algie is awfully good at algebra!
Algie is awfully good at algebra!
And if he meets a lady he can tell her age at once
He calculates just what she’d like to be
Then he adds on several winters and one summer and one spring
And then he multiplies the blooming lot by three
Algie’s simply, simply awfully good at algebra, at algebra!
Algie is awfully good at algebra!
Algie is awfully good at algebra!
Oh, Algie’s simply awfully good at algebra
He’s really awful smart
He knows everything by heart
He’ll take you out to dinner, if you’ll just take my advice
It’s then his power for seeing things becomes so awfully nice
Algie’s simply, simply awfully good at algebra, at algebra!
Algie is awfully good at algebra!
Algie is awfully good at algebra!
Algie is awfully good at algebra!