Big Boat

Well, he says he’s got a big boat
A high roller
And everybody knows its name
Oh, it’s a big boat
And it pumps up the poor boy’s pride
Says he’s got a big boat
But it’s just a ferry boat
And that makes for a short, short ride
Says he’s got a big boat
A wide load
Enough to bring the party down
Oh yeah, a big boat
It ain’t no Carnival Cruise
Says he’s got a big boat
But it’s just a ferry boat
Enough to fit an extra one or two
Says he’s got a big boat
But it’s just a ferry boat
And that makes for a short, short ride
Says he’s got a fast boat
Talk about light speed
But everybody knows the truth, oh
Hey, a big boat
Get your oars back in the water, kid
Says he’s got a fast boat
But it’s just a ferry boat
It ain’t no faster than a goldfish
Says he got a big boat
But it’s just a ferry boat
And that makes for a short, short ride