College

See women change every day
So that means that you have to learn her every day
You know? It’s like going back to college, man
Let me show you what I’ve learned about my wife
She’s got the cutest little laugh
Bottom lip twitches when she’s mad
Favorite position from the back
Loves that musician, Robin Thicke
She gets her temper from her dad
Likes her sandwiches cut in half
I know her like the back of my hand
So whatever she wants she can have
I treat her like college
I’m trying to get knowledge
Learning your girl is a science
Treat her like college
Go to class every day
So if you pay attention you can learn her ways
Like college, studying abroad
Learning a woman ain’t hard
Treat her like college
And you can go back
You don’t need a grant for that
She likes the long walks through the park
A little afraid of the dark
Her ex-boyfriend broke her heart
Her self esteem is ripped apart
She likes to gaze up at the stars
Believe there’s aliens on Mars
Her favorite color is pink and orange
Her favorite food is fish and corn
I treat her like college
I’m trying to get knowledge
Learning your girl is a science
Treat her like college
Go to class every day
So if you pay attention you can learn her ways
Like college, studying abroad
Learning a woman ain’t hard
Treat her like college
And you can go back
You don’t need a grant for that
I would take all the water out the sea to wash your hair
I would take all the birds out of the trees to sing you to sleep
'Cause I care
I would burn all the money in the world to keep you warm
And I would bring Michael Jackson back to life to moonwalk to your favorite song
This is what I’d do, the impossible, do the impossible
This is what I’d do, the impossible, the illogical, we’re unstoppable
I treat her like college
I’m trying to get knowledge
Learning your girl is a science
Treat her like college
Go to class every day
So if you pay attention you can learn her ways
Like college, studying abroad
Learning a woman ain’t hard
Treat her like college
And you can go back
You don’t need a grant for that