Mom

Won’t leave the house till it’s all in place
You know a mess is a human discrace
Clean up the dishes take out the trash
Cats are fed and potatoes are mashed
One day the juice was left out
She was in a rush
Won’t leave the juice out on the table
She’d rather not go
Leave the juice out for 5 minutes
Leave it out for 10 or 12
Your life is tick tick tocking by
Leave the juice out befroe its too late
Won’t leave the juice out
Can’t hook-up the water spout
Can’t record on the VCR
But she works
She works so hard
Mom oh mom
Just leave it on the table
Go outside and smell the air
It’s not clean it’s worse then the table
But you breathe it everywhere
Studies oh she studies
She studies so hard
Reads those books, writes those papers
Heats up coffee thats been sitting there
If it tastes a little old she doesn’t care
But beware
You don’t like my tattoos
But you kinda like my pink hair
I dont like your panty hose
I like a different kind of underwear
Won’t leave the juice out
Can’t hook-up the water spout
Can’t record on the VCR
But she works
She works so hard
Mom oh mom
Just leave it on the table
Go outside and smell the air
It’s not clean it’s worse then the table
But you breathe it everywhere
I left the house before it was too late
Now I’m living like a human, just great!
Bye mom, I’ll see ya later