Sheriff You Want To

Well me and my buddies went sneakin' out
About 2AM to catch us some trout
That’s when I saw that car pull up
He said boys I don’t care that you’re way out here
But you look a little young for all that beer
And when he got close, I couldn’t tell who that was
He said I ain’t the cops, I ain’t your parents
Boys you’re dealin' with the county sheriff
So I said we can share if you want to
So buddy won’t you?
Take a sip and help us finish shit tonight
I ain’t givin' you an attitude
But I can tell you’re in a bad mood
Just a little bit will have you feelin' just right
So dude, we can share if you want to
Me and my boys sneakin' out again
A quick turnaround it was the next weekend
We had the single cab all filled up with smoke
He came up quick and tapped on the glass
I dropped that joint and sat up real fast
And when I saw who it was, damn I almost choked
Well it wasn’t the cops, it wasn’t our parents
It was our old friend the county sheriff
So I said we can share if you want to
So buddy won’t you?
Take a hit and help us finish shit tonight
I ain’t givin' you an attitude
But I can tell you’re in a bad mood
Just a little bit will have you feelin' just right
So dude, we can share if you want to
Well we got off both times, even though we crossed that line
And you can too, 'cause all you have to do is say
We can share if you want to
So buddy won’t you?
Take a hit and help us finish shit tonight
I ain’t givin' you an attitude
But I can tell you’re in a bad mood
Just a little bit will have you feelin' just right
So dude, we can share if you want to
We can share if you want to