That's What I Call Crazy

It was four am I couldn’t sleep,
so I did my hair and I fixed a drink,
sat on the porch with my guitar,
sang about how you broke my heart,
singin' la la la la la la
I went and tore your pictures up,
built a fire in my bathtub,
painted my toes while I watch them burn,
then I put out the flames with your t-shirt.
If you think that sounds crazy,
then you should’ve seen me,
sittin' by the phone, all those nights alone,
believin' lies you told me,
thinkin' I’m you’re only,
putting off my friends,
to be with you again,
forgive me when you say I love you baby,
that’s what I call crazy.
If the neighbour looked through my window pane,
he’d say she’s finally gone insane,
all the things I do around this old house,
like cussin' your name, screaming out loud,
my bedroom wall’s got a hole in it now.
If you think that sounds crazy,
then you should’ve seen me,
sittin' by the phone, all those nights alone,
believin' lies you told me,
thinkin' I’m you’re only,
putting off my friends,
to be with you again,
forgive me when you say I love you baby,
that’s what I call crazy.
I’ve been seeing right,
since you said goodbye,
and my brain goes 'cos they were true sometimes?
If you think that sounds crazy,
then you should’ve seen me,
sittin' by the phone, all those nights alone,
believin' lies you told me,
thinkin' I’m you’re only,
putting off my friends,
to be with you again,
forgive me when you say I love you baby,
that’s what I call crazy.
That’s what I call crazy yeah,
that’s what I call crazy oh,
that’s what I call crazy.