Felicia No Capecia

I took Felicia to Las Vegas here’s my story
She spent the weekend eating coucitorri
But when I said I like to Kiss you,
Felicia no capiscia
The way she gamble down the table wasn’t funny
You should have seen the way she found to
lose my money
But when I said I like to kiss you
Felicia no capiscia
She under stroh (she understood)
She heard me good (she heard me good)
When I said have some imported cheese
But when I said (but when I said)
Give me a squeeze (Give me a squeeze)
You think that I was talking japanese
She never heard about the birds and bees
She was half pruisance and half colour breeze
You had to see the things I brought her
I took her out and spent my money
Just like water
But when I said I like to kiss you Felicia no
Capisxia
No she didn’t understand no she didn’t understand
She heard me fine (she heard me fine)
When I said dime (when I said dime)
And then she drag a half of case of wine
But when I said (but when I said)
C’mon let’s spoon
You think that I was asking for the moon
Man that chick was as crazy as a loon
She was half sicilia of lagavavun
I tried to make her feel relaxy
It costed me 97 $ for the taxi
But when I said I like to kiss ya
Felicia no capiscia
She said Luigi let’s get married
And Luigi no capisci