Thank God She's Not Pretty

She’s well read
Her parents gave her the best
She never ask for nothing
She got it all instead
Now I see she’s got her
Eyes on you
Feels like there’s nothing I can do
She’s perfect for you
In every way
Drinks her beer with the boys
And watches the game
She’s clever, she’s funny
And she’s here to stay
Well, thank god she’s not pretty
Is all I can say
She’s got style
And she’s got grace
She holds herself like a lady
Not a stitch out of place
The way she laughs at every
Word you say
Is really gettin' in my way
She’s perfect for you
What can I say
Shares a joke with the guys
Ha ha, she tries
She’s clever, she’s funny
And she’s here to stay
Thank god she’s not pretty
Is all I can say
I know is wrong for me to say
But you and I were friends at first
It always starts that way
She’s perfect for you
In every way
Drinks her beer with the boys
And watches the game
She’s clever, she’s funny
And she’s here to stay
Well thank god she’s not pretty
Is all I can say
Is all I can say
Is all I can say
All I can say