Pet The Destroyer

Its breath intoxicating, its ego suffocating
It’s here in my house, trying to get out
Its moves exhilarating, temper’s infuriating
It’s no sage, rampaging the cage
But you’ll be safe
You can feed it
You wanna play?
It’s almost tamed
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal
Pet my destroyer, sweet killing machine
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal
Oh, won’t you please meet the beast?
Its stare infatuating, I’m not exaggerating
It breaks off the leash, creature released
Its jaw’s intimidating, rage indiscriminating
It looks kinda mad, well, this looks kinda bad
This isn’t safe, no!
I can feel it
This isn’t play
It can’t be tamed
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal
Pet my destroyer, sweet killing machine
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal
Oh, won’t you please meet the beast?
Oh, won’t you please feed my beast?
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal
Pet my destroyer, sweet killing machine
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal
Oh, won’t you please meet —
Destroyer, my beast le royal
Pet my destroyer, it’s a killing machine
Pet the destroyer, my beast le royal
Oh, won’t you please meet the beast?
Oh, won’t you please feed my beast?